Subsequent week, the craziest factor is occurring…
I’M GOING TO BE ALONE IN MY HOUSE.
After a 12 months of everybody being round always — Anton singing down the hallway, Toby shouting at basketball scores, Alex tapping impossibly loudly on his keyboard — I’m going to search out myself alone within the condo with out a single sound besides the buzzing fridge.
Alex will likely be visiting his mother, and the boys will likely be sleeping downstairs (so I gained’t be technically alone, however I’ll be the one one aware).
Right here’s my plan.
I’m going to get a gooey gentle cheese from the grocery retailer, a field of crunchy crackers and a few inexperienced grapes. I’m going to sip sparking water from a tall wine glass. I’m going to observe Palm Springs for the third time. I would do a Baby Foot peel. And I’m going to like it.
What do you eat while you’re house alone? Some other funny solo behavior?